grimnear said: Hi! You reblogged my selfie so I love you forever. Haha, thank you for liking my face! How has your week been?
Much better than last week! =) Thanks for asking, how are you?
Anime dads are the worst.
Because they’re either dead, not around, useless, or the villain.
Or if your son is Eren Jaeger, maybe all four.
Um excuse me, Haruhi’s dad from OHSHC is fabulous so don’t hate.
haruhi’s dad is literally the best dad ever okay
Travel Protection Bottle Charm
In your working space, place a vessel of water, a small container candle, a small besom or feather, and a flat, grounded stone (I used petrified wood). Have a small white taper in reserve nearby. Light the container candle.
Fill small bottle with Traveller’s Luck Powder. Chant while filling:
Water, fire, sky, and ground
May they keep you safe and sound
Cork the bottle and light the reserved candle. Continue chanting while dripping wax from the white taper candle over the cork until the bottle is sealed. Chip away excess wax until there’s just the clean cap.
Brush the bottle with the feather or besom. Recite:
With this broom (or feather), I sweep misfortune away….
Gather the wax scrapings and drop them into the container candle, saying:
…And cast it into the fire.
Take a fingertip of water from the vessel and rub the bottle clean. Recite:
With this water, I wash away away all danger.
Place the bottle on the stone. Recite:
With this stone, I bring you safely home once more.
Leave the bottle on the stone while you make a knotted string basket for it to sit in (or have one ready). Tie the bottle in securely, leaving a tail for hanging. Anoint with scented oil if desired and present to the person you wish to protect.
MY ANACONDA DON’T WANT NONE UNLESS YOU GOT BUNS HUN
Lilith with a snake (1886), John Collier / Anaconda, Nicki Minaj
Anonymous said: nikki minaj is a gross fuck who is overly sexual and uses too many swear words I'd rather listen to something decent like mozart.
Mozart - “Leck mich im Arsch” - Canon in B flat for 6 Voices, K. 231 / K. 382c
both are true artists, no denying.
Awesome Digital Paintings by Artem Rhad Cheboha
Artist Chiara Bautista
I HAVEN’T LAUGHED THIS HARD IN THREE YEARS I AM HAVING AN ASTHMA ATTCK
The one about the dudes penis being stuck is like a poem
THESE TOOK ME LIKE TEN MINUTES TO GET THROUGH I WAS CRYING AT EACH ONE
this post is terrifyingly funny when your high.
Holy shit I am dying from laughter
HUNGRY for DONG
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